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Featured Poem: My Brother Ate a Planet
My brother ate a planet
I confess it was bizarre,
He consumed a couple comets
Then he gobbled up a star.
He was positively peckish
On an eating escapade,
So he slurped a supernova
With a glass of lemonade.
He absorbed the solar system
With extraordinary haste,
For an interstellar supper
Couldn’t satisfy his taste.
He progressed with pure precision
As I witnessed with dismay,
How he swallowed in a second
The entire Milky Way.
I confess it was bizarre,
He consumed a couple comets
Then he gobbled up a star.
He was positively peckish
On an eating escapade,
So he slurped a supernova
With a glass of lemonade.
He absorbed the solar system
With extraordinary haste,
For an interstellar supper
Couldn’t satisfy his taste.
He progressed with pure precision
As I witnessed with dismay,
How he swallowed in a second
The entire Milky Way.
Soon he guzzled every galaxy
They never stood a chance,
And were powerless to halt
His astronomical advance.
Not a particle was pardoned
In accordance with his plan,
He ingested every object
In a million light-year span.
All the damage he inflicted
I can’t possibly reverse,
I should not have chosen candy
For my model universe.
© 2007 John Brassey
They never stood a chance,
And were powerless to halt
His astronomical advance.
Not a particle was pardoned
In accordance with his plan,
He ingested every object
In a million light-year span.
All the damage he inflicted
I can’t possibly reverse,
I should not have chosen candy
For my model universe.
© 2007 John Brassey
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